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@@ -25,10 +25,12 @@ Hungarian.
 
 **Rows.** One closed (localisation step 1), four opened. The register went from **260** to **263** open rows.
 
-**Needs you.**
-- **The switch reaches Hungarian households only when you raise the fleet floor to 0.250.0** (your
-  weekly cadence). If you do nothing: boxes stay on the version they have, with no switch and no
-  English, and nothing breaks.
+**Needs you.** Nothing. **You told me to raise the floor, and I did:** the fleet floor is now
+**0.250.0** (declared agent requirement 0.131.0, the release header's). The demo N100 box took it by
+itself in about a minute — nobody deployed to it — and its Hungarian launcher now shows the switch.
+The HP demo box has its own per-box floor and was already on 0.250.0 by hand. The other three boxes
+are down or blocked, so they take it when they come back. **The vouched golden is still 0.246.0, so a
+NEW box installed today starts on 0.246.0 and then updates itself to 0.250.0.**
 
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