=== wger — R-618's last unmeasured candidate
  template probe : type=http port=80   (.felhom.yml)
  traefik label  : loadbalancer.server.port=8000 (the SAME template's compose)
  --- what wger actually LISTENS on, asked inside its own container:
  --- the container's own docker healthcheck, if it has one:
  healthy
  --- port 80 from inside (the port the probe names):
  refused on 80
  --- port 8000 from inside (the port the compose says):
  ANSWERED on 8000
  the household's own front door: http=302
  the box's own verdict: state='unhealthy'
  VERDICT: CONFIRMED DEFECT — the same shape as tandoor
