-- restoring the two Scenario A/B subjects before the burst --
opengist	Up 20 seconds (healthy)
calibre-web	Up 20 seconds (healthy)

=== PART 2 — THE BURST: three apps down in ONE scan ===
subjects: kimai, romm, paperless-ngx — none has alarmed inside the last hour, so no
pre-existing cooldown can mask the count. Verified below before stopping them.
-- CONTROL: no app_start_failed row for these three in the last hour (a stale cooldown would
   silently halve the count and the burst would look better than it is) --
  rows for kimai/romm/paperless since 11:04: 0

  T_BURST=2026-08-23T12:05:03Z
2026-08-23T12:05:13Z
kimai	Exited (0) 9 seconds ago
kimai-db	Exited (0) 8 seconds ago
paperless-postgres	Exited (0) 4 seconds ago
paperless-redis	Exited (0) 4 seconds ago
paperless-webserver	Exited (0) 4 seconds ago
romm	Exited (0) 9 seconds ago
romm-db	Exited (0) 9 seconds ago
romm-redis	Exited (0) 9 seconds ago
